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Russian Vodka: Russian Vodka Folk Humor
Russians love their vodka and have many jokes and fun stories about drinking it. Below are a few examples of Russian Vodka folk humor pictures that our visitors sent to us:
Why should I drink?
The Lord of Vodka
To drink, or not to drink?
Statistics: A glass of alcohol kills about 1000-2000
brain cells, which we know will not be regenerated. Now,
let's look at this problem from a mathematical perspective:
A brain has over 3 billion cells, out of which only about
10% are functional. The other 2.7 billion brain cells
are extra. Glass of vodka = 1000 brain cells. It means
a human can have 2.700.000 glasses without much harm.
If every 2.5 glasses = 1 bottle of vodka, then we get
2.700.000/2.5 = 1.080.000 bottles. If one would drink
every day for the next 40 years, 40 x 365=14000. Let's
divide bottles by the days, 1080000/14000 =~ 77 bottles
of vodka every day. Conclusion: All the brain cells would
be death if one would drink about 10 bottles of vodka
for breakfast, 40 bottles for lunch, and 30 for dinner.
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