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Russians love their vodka and have many jokes and fun stories about drinking it. Below are a few examples of Russian Vodka folk humor pictures that our visitors sent to us:

 

 

Some Statistics: A glass of alcohol kills about 1000-2000 brain cells, which we know will not be regenerated. Now, let's look at this problem from a mathematical perspective: A brain has over 3 billion cells, out of which only about 10% are functional. The other 2.7 billion brain cells are extra. Glass of vodka = 1000 brain cells. It means a human can have 2.700.000 glasses without much harm. If every 2.5 glasses = 1 bottle of vodka, than we get 2.700.000/2.5 = 1.080.000 bottles. If one would drink every day for the next 40 years, 40 x 365=14000. Let's divide bottles by the days, 1080000/14000 =~ 77 bottles of vodka every day. Conclusion: All the brain cells would be death if one would drink about 10 bottles of vodka for breakfast, 40 bottles for lunch, and 30 for dinner.